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Shark Blub
Shark Blub
🦈 Shark bite face, instant laughs
🧸 Ultra-soft plush fleece
🌊 Built for movie nights and lazy Sundays
📏 Roomy oversized fit
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From the Teeth to the Tail - Every Detail's Designed to Get a Laugh
The hood doesn't have a shark on it. The hood is the shark, and your head is lunch.
Pull it on and two rows of oversized felt teeth close around your face. A dorsal fin stands up top. Two wide cartoon eyes stare down whoever walks into the room. There's a pocket on the front with its own little face on it, because we genuinely could not help ourselves.
Underneath the bit, it's just an extremely good blanket you can walk around in. Ultra-soft plush fleece, cut roomy enough to disappear into, warm enough that you forget you're dressed as an apex predator until somebody laughs.
Movie nights. Lazy Sundays. Beach mornings when the water is colder than advertised. Answering the door and watching a delivery driver try to hold it together.
One size, endless commitment to the joke.
